And I was like OH MY CHUCK that looks mad familiar, what other sassy ass eye roll have I seen recently that looked just like that?
and then I realized
YOU’D ROLL YOUR EYES THAT WAY TOO IF YOU WERE AROUND MISHA
Today I was told I take myself too seriously by a complete stranger who is making an awful lot of assumptions about me. So this is my counter-argument.
This is just a collection from the past few months. This is a fairer look at how I regularly act than any polished photoshoot.
Just because I value my emotional well-being and vocally put my foot down when I’m feeling uncomfortable does not mean I take myself too seriously. You, judgmental stranger, are part of what’s wrong with society for trying to shut me up for that.
It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.
I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.
I am so, so proud of you.
When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you.
god damn it.
ITS TOO EARLY FOR THIS.
LET’S NOT DO THIS RIGHT NOW
you slick mother fucker
It’s two in the morning for fucks sake.
I am so mad
That’s way too fucking smooth.
I got halfway through before I realized, fuck all of you
I hate the internet
I love the internet